Ryan McAnus



He was the last member of the Special Ed Dropouts.

Appearance
The most handsome of the bunch, causing great jealousy from the others.

Personality
He has sex with all the hot women, all the ones Chris Iverson couldn't get because Chris Iverson is a fucking loser. He was a little gross looking in his early years, but blossomed into a great man who gets paid in pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut and women like to slip him in the penis with their vaginas.

Abilities and Powers
Ryans one ablity was to have an unending supply of booze in his flask. He convinced Boo Boo this would help him in his misson but often got him killed. After his defection, he gained the ability to absorb powers.

Police Life
Ryan Mcanus rivialed Chris for skills as a police officer but his poor hygenine and drunkiness on the job prevented him from ever being succesful.

Special Ed Dropouts
He is the last SED that was recruited and was recruited because Chris remember how skilled he was.

Zombie Outbreak
Ryan did not get a special gift from Boo Boo after the defeat of Sudam Hussein (Boo Boo said it was that he was too drunk and didnt help) this is one of the reason cited why he defected.

Defection
Ryan was the only SED to defect to The Janitors citing many reassons such as Evan throwing his Bleach cd down the drain and being mean to him, not getting a gift for the defeat of Sudam Hussein and also the SEDs leaving him behind when he was captured after the defeat of The Antichrist. He later defects and becomes a general for The Janitors gaining the ablity to absorb powers.

The Final Battle
He dies and later comes back as a zombie and absorbs The Ass Wizard becoming one of the most powerful beings ever. He dies again and then draws power from the crystal skull in the last battle but he has the skull stolen and is slain.