Broomstick Rape



Broomstick rape is a technique used by The Janitors in which they stick their broomsticks up the asses of their enemies and rape them.

Effects
Broomstick rape can cause major rupturing of the anal cavity and can cause death since the broomstick can impale the person. The broomstick can also magically turn into a gun.

Usage History
The broomstick rape was first used a technique in the mexican american war. It was used in desperation after the United States got pissed after the mexicans killed the people at the Almo. All of mexico'sreal fighters were disabled so thier janitors took up the fight. The result was a total loss but not it was important moment in history for the mexicans. After this Mexicans passed down broom handling skills for generation to generation. Mexicans came to America with these skills easily landing janitoral jobs. The Devil chose the janitors as his soilders since no one noticed janitors and they were easily fed. Also he chose these people because a magic broomstick weopon was easy to make. The Jantors were soon cloned and went on a massive broomstick rape spree raping many people to death including the SED's. Even though GothZombie was only raped once in 2005.