Jordan



Jordan is the last member of the orginal Special Ed Dropouts.

Relationships
Does anal play with third grade teacher, Sasha Grey.

Abilities and Powers
Jordan has no ablities to speak of Boo Boo did not give Jordan any special ablities partly because he thought that Jordan did not have any ablities to enhance and partly because Boo Boo thought that Jordan would make a good distraction so that the other SEDs could work more effectivly.

Police Life
he was an accomplished memeber of the police force before the zombie invasion. He hung out at the power plant with Dillon making him lose his skills and become incompetient.

Special Ed Dropouts
Jordan seems to be the SED that gets raped the most and even gets impregnanted with an alien by through rape. Jordan usually is the one to spell doom for the SEDs often losing battles for them.

Trivia
Became the inspiration for goatse.

"Your anal glands will be prolapsed by the age of 16." -- Dr. Drew. HOWEVER, at the age of 26 his anal control is matched by none!